Come At Me: An EXTREMELY Wunnerful Podcast

Episode 64: Two Unfathomably Mediocre Christmas Albums

Things to look forward to in this Very Christmassy Episode:

1. In a fun throwback, Riley's audio is once again sub-par in a big echoey room. Lots of clips whenever she uses the letter "P."

2. Kindred has the sniffles, but she also has a delicious snack.

3. Riley makes up a weird boring game with a vague Thanksgiving theme.

4. Kindred proposes a new daring take on Christmas celebrations.

"I wonder if they offer classes on writing Podcast descriptions," she wonders to herself, dogs asleep at her side, dust accumulating on the TV stand. "I seem to struggle with this more and more every week. Is it me? Or is it something bigger? Something... in the air this time of year? Maybe it's the solstice; maybe it's the looming sense of adulthood crushing in on me."

She looked behind her, out of the cold window already dirty with dog nose-prints. The sun had already nearly faded behind the blue and purple mountains at only 5:07 pm. "I miss the olympics."

WE'RE HOSTING THE OSCARS

Since the Academy can't seem to decide who should host the 2019 Oscars, Riley and Kindred have decided to throw their hats into the ring as they offer this episode for the Academy's CAREFUL consideration. We'll bring nothing but professionalism when we host. Take a listen if you want to know 30 reasons why they'd be the perfect hosts.

Episode 63: Orange Juice and a Pregnancy Pact

Good morning listeners, in this episode Kindred has a head cold and apologizes for something she's been wrong about for a decade. Riley recalls how much she loved Trading Spaces and is concerned about some rotting candy. ThAnKs fOr LiStEnInG~~~~~~~

 

Oh, they also briefly discuss Orange Juice's album You Can't Hide Your Love Forever.

Episode 62: Dear Santa Ft. Great Value Brand Herbs and Spices

Dead parent? Check. Selfish rich girl who needs to learn the meaning of Christmas? Check. Homeless insightful guy AND a gay best friend? Check and check. Kindred and Riley enjoy this incredibly bland movie that hits all the beats of a classic, made-for-sad-people Christmas tale. 'Tis the season, am I right ladies???

Episode 61: Shooting the Shit, Vol. 14 (*Something Click Bait-y*)

You're gonna DEFINITELY want to listen to this episode listeners! Sure, I couldn't come up with a title to make you want to click and give it a listen, but that's not what this podcast has ever been about! That probably makes you ask, "Then what IS this podcast all about?" To which I reply, "I've got food poisoning and I need a bathroom, where the HELL is the bathroom in this place?!" And after you tell me I rush down the hallway and get completely lost because this building is some sort of a labyrinth and, hold on, are you a sphinx?

In any case, I hope you enjoy this episode and click on it even though the title leaves much to be desired. We like you and thanks for listening.

Episode 60: Planes, Trains, Automobiles, John Candy, Steve Martin, Holiday Blues, and Elementary School Murals

It's Thanksgiving now, right? October is Halloween, November is Thanksgiving, and December is Christmas. So Happy Thanksgiving 13th. Please enjoy this episode that will teach you everything you need to know about the classic comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. It will also teach you everything you don't need to know about Kindred and Riley's feelings about various holidays and all about the time they painted a mural in an elementary school. 

Episode 59: As Above, So Below (If a movie has bad writing on Earth, it will still have the same bad writing in Hell)

What an episode! Do you like stupid horror movies? Well look no further! Also in this episode: Riley shares some exciting news, Kindred informs on Doris Day once again, and the episode is relatively short ONCE AGAIN. Thanks for listening, we love you.

Episode 58: Gerald's Game ft. Triscuit and Cheese

Hello everyone. It's me, Riley. This episode is all about the Netflix "Original" movie Gerald's Game, but I don't want to talk about that in this description. I want to talk about the fact that I am eating Triscuit crackers and cheddar cheese throughout nearly the entire length of the episode. The munching sounds are truly annoying, but what is even more annoying is something I discovered about myself during the editing of this episode. It would seem that in my mind, Triscuit crackers are just called "Triscuit," even if you have dozens of them. Apparently, I have operated under the assumption that this noun would be pluralized like fish or moose. "I ate one Triscuit." "I ate 400 Triscuit." "I am eating Triscuit and cheese." Why would my mind decide such a thing? All I can argue is that something deep inside me knows the truth. Saying Triscuits is just plain wrong. I'm almost certain there is a bible verse about it. So that's that then, eh? God himself has settled the matter, and my assumptions are confirmed as truth. Thank you.

Episode 57: Shooting the Shit, Vol. 13 (The Questionable Teacher and her Bread Dad)

This episode features all of the topics! Natural cold remedies! Comfortable style choices! Kindred's love of contracts as a fifth grader! Riley's questionable teachers! Give it a listen y'all, we love you, and thanks for listening.

Episode 56: The Endless, a Journey into the Shoddy Physics of Artsy Time-Loops

Kindred and Riley review The Endless, a movie that could have been good but really, really wasn't. They both tell very boring stories of their own and try to get the song "House of the Rising Sun" out of their brains.