Episode 58: Gerald's Game ft. Triscuit and Cheese

Hello everyone. It's me, Riley. This episode is all about the Netflix "Original" movie Gerald's Game, but I don't want to talk about that in this description. I want to talk about the fact that I am eating Triscuit crackers and cheddar cheese throughout nearly the entire length of the episode. The munching sounds are truly annoying, but what is even more annoying is something I discovered about myself during the editing of this episode. It would seem that in my mind, Triscuit crackers are just called "Triscuit," even if you have dozens of them. Apparently, I have operated under the assumption that this noun would be pluralized like fish or moose. "I ate one Triscuit." "I ate 400 Triscuit." "I am eating Triscuit and cheese." Why would my mind decide such a thing? All I can argue is that something deep inside me knows the truth. Saying Triscuits is just plain wrong. I'm almost certain there is a bible verse about it. So that's that then, eh? God himself has settled the matter, and my assumptions are confirmed as truth. Thank you.